2003-10-28 - my man made a mix
2003-07-24 - scored 110 on my emcee test
2003-03-26 - slam this
2003-03-07 - no car i'm a pedestrian
2003-02-07 - my boo pees on the train
2003-01-24 - lame lame lame
2003-01-14 - hungry man at work
2003-01-10 - headlines ain't rocket science
2003-01-09 - COPS in my apartment
2003-01-07 - lame top ten
2003-01-06 - back like what baby got
2002-12-19 - BBQ chips on a sammich
2002-12-16 - feeble drunks
2002-12-12 - new york city transit
2002-12-10 - leatherface vs. nic cage
2002-12-05 - le snow-job
2002-12-02 - found schmagazine
2002-11-26 - back like you f'in care
2002-11-21 - detroit II: the zoo
2002-11-14 - mad-ass insane: best joke of '91
2002-11-12 - land sakes
2002-11-08 - 8 mile is a street, not a neighborhood. ok?
2002-11-05 - doodle bug
2002-11-04 - famous in japan
2002-11-01 - i write stuff, you say?
2002-10-31 - halloween: a tutorial
2002-10-30 - watch me tp your brownstone
2002-10-28 - blueprint capers went south
2002-10-25 - nipple erectors get a shoutout on sandinista!
2002-10-23 - three rhyming words that launched a very mediocre entry
2002-10-22 - that bushwick and halsey broad
2002-10-18 - sierra whiskey echo echo tango
2002-10-16 - everywhere with veggie burgers
2002-10-15 - talk junk grand funk
2002-10-14 - nothing creative this monday morning
2002-10-10 - humble grumble
2002-10-09 - digging hard, hardly digging
2002-10-07 - sperry top-siders
2002-10-04 - 20-sided die: had one
2002-10-02 - commando involved again
2002-10-01 - free white stripes show to boot
2002-09-30 - and he loved to take your records
2002-09-27 - snoooooze
2002-09-26 - back again for the eighth time
2002-09-11 - bring it
2002-09-05 - tuckered out in bingo halls
2002-08-20 - birthdays ain't the worst days
2002-08-09 - should i have said something?
2002-08-05 - rock shows as "text"
2002-07-25 - a guilty conscience needs no accuser
2002-07-17 - old folks dance at yo family reunion
2002-07-09 - politricks
2002-06-27 - milky goodness
2002-06-25 - no one ever really sucks as bad as princess superstar did on saturday
2002-06-17 - spoilt rotten i am
2002-06-06 - remember those days had you readin' my dream log?
2002-06-05 - you can't stop what you can't end
2002-05-30 - bumrushdie
2002-05-29 - swimsuit mammal handle
2002-05-17 - monsters are not scary
2002-05-09 - dirty laundry from like a week ago
2002-05-07 - sunday was a good day
2002-05-03 - peanut brittle wrist
2002-05-02 - word to aunt may
2002-04-30 - wild weekend i just know it
2002-04-24 - my eyes are like etch-a-sketch
2002-04-22 - insert andrew "dice" clay joke here
2002-04-19 - early nineties sensibility
2002-04-12 - ok, we are back again. of course you're listening to wbai...
2002-03-29 - smatthew
2002-03-28 - thank you lawd
2002-03-27 - it's the return of ted danson
2002-03-25 - stretching musical boundaries and my body
2002-03-21 - the mark inside
2002-03-14 - chuck gaidica
2002-03-12 - droppin' science like cosby droppin' babies
2002-03-08 - older gods
2002-03-05 - all over the place
2002-03-01 - just one of them days
2002-02-27 - americastoners unite!
2002-02-26 - get off my land
2002-02-15 - jokey time
2002-02-14 - tony with the goalie mask
2002-02-13 - sweet town
2002-02-12 - movie time!
2002-02-08 - i said, could you tell me where is dorm three?
2002-02-04 - two thousand and two, you know how we do
2002-02-01 - julie doiron sounds like she'd be really cute
2002-01-22 - i eat so much food, trust me
2002-01-15 - barger, sarger, larger -- nothing rhymes with darger!
2002-01-15 - i'm not really as depressed or shy as this makes me out to be
2002-01-09 - trevor is bitter yet keeps downloading shitty mp3s
2002-01-09 - a quick little record review; please pay me for it and use it in your magazine
2002-01-07 - ramblin on the rails
2002-01-04 - no pigeons
2001-12-20 - liquid lunchin
2001-12-19 - rowdy roddy
2001-12-10 - dropping (and taking) names
2001-12-07 - i need a vacation from myself
2001-12-06 - thrills and spills
2001-12-04 - a choke in the air
2001-12-03 - catching up
2001-11-27 - feeling it
2001-11-20 - mad loves for the t-givez
2001-11-16 - i'm wearing my fresh pointy shoes today
2001-11-14 - city government
2001-11-09 - i heart the torch
2001-11-06 - crotch pat
2001-11-01 - i've heard *of* them
2001-10-31 - hallo-halloween, y'all
2001-10-29 - fruits of passion
2001-10-26 - the anthrax has worked its course
2001-10-25 - sweet, sweet corn oil
2001-10-22 - sickie maniac
2001-10-17 - smokin and drinkin on a tuesday nite
2001-10-15 - nub nub nub nub nub nub
2001-10-12 - hobo goodness
2001-09-27 - the boys are back in tow-wown part deux
2001-09-25 - off my chest
2001-09-11 - .....
2001-09-11 - burning airlines
2001-09-10 - detroit should turn belle isle into a (better) imitation of coney island
2001-09-04 - i'm paying for that gluttony today
2001-08-30 - "long-distance love: iffy?" was today's MSN headline
2001-08-29 - i made a hot early-'90s mixed cd yesterday
2001-08-20 - despite complaints of what LA is and what it ain't
2001-08-13 - this is a call (a shameless one, too)
2001-08-09 - it ain't the heat, it's the brutality
2001-08-01 - my fingertips hurt
2001-07-25 - i can't believe i'm in angell hall
2001-07-20 - more questions than time to answer them
2001-07-10 - your room looks like a bed-stuy
2001-07-09 - i love having guests (i am NOT being sarcastic)
2001-07-06 - forgive me, i've had visitors
2001-06-26 - maybe i shouldn't divulge these valuable secrets
2001-06-25 - the one where it's a miracle i didn't get coldcocked at that party
2001-06-22 - for a small PR firm, there sure are a lot of assholes
2001-06-14 - dartmouth mba profs know my steez
2001-06-12 - rejection in real time
2001-06-07 - the boys are back in tow-wown
2001-06-06 - hash pipeline
2001-06-04 - melba toast and such as that
2001-05-31 - food shoppin'
2001-05-28 - a sensitive guy lives a lie
2001-05-23 - that's right, herman miller represent!
2001-05-22 - i never thought so either, but here we are
2001-05-21 - i'm not a player, i just crush a lot
2001-05-17 - urggh
2001-05-14 - songs that you hate
2001-05-10 - on the real
2001-05-03 - this summer, there will be rock
2001-05-02 - neither pertaining to an empire nor palatial
2001-04-19 - first haircut since starting thisyer diary
2001-04-13 - the flip-flop, in three parts
2001-04-12 - hot 97 meets cool 107
2001-04-10 - sleeps while he types
2001-04-02 - malienrk, can you hear me?
2001-03-30 - here's a tip, pally
2001-03-29 - read if you're the marquis de masoche
2001-03-27 - my powers astound me
2001-03-23 - more insane than regis
2001-03-21 - do the leverage
2001-03-14 - windy weezer woes
2001-03-05 - pizza with extra toppings
2001-03-02 - self-absorbed, email-starved
2001-02-26 - best entry ever
2001-02-21 - matt's in the belfry
2001-02-21 - gator caper
2001-02-15 - the rollerdisco terrordome
2001-02-14 - lucky sweetdude
2001-02-10 - cheap 'n' nasty
2001-01-26 - what's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?
2001-01-25 - pittoresque
2001-01-18 - verbal noodling, sadly
2001-01-10 - i need to sleep; why won't you let me?
2001-01-09 - 2001: a new-wave godyssey
2001-01-05 - transubstantiation on demand
2001-01-05 - yang yang and lun lun
2001-01-04 - i'm not calling this "holidaze"
2000-12-20 - hump day
2000-12-18 - fast and slow
2000-12-15 - r.i.p. pittster
2000-12-14 - dot-commies and the rainbow of human experience
2000-12-12 - american flag on a toothpick
2000-12-08 - disclaimer: i am not a dumb hippie
2000-12-07 - tales from the crypt
2000-12-06 - graft of the craft
2000-11-30 - let it stand
2000-11-21 - airplanes and telecommunications
2000-11-20 - the new hollywood outsider
2000-11-17 - i knew the bride when she used to rock'n'roll
2000-11-14 - o'hare you are
2000-11-09 - love, your secret admirer
2000-11-03 - grammarians unite
2000-11-02 - that's my leg!
2000-11-01 - debut